I've always followed my father's advice: he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be damn sure I intend to. And, third, he told me not to go around looking for trouble.
The Texas Longhorn Mating Strategies on this website hasn't been updated in a long time. Now it is, just in time for the breeding season and your Artificial Insemination decisions.